Kouenji
This is the pillow Andy always uses for sleeping and for leaning against during our epic gaming sessions. Boy, I wonder what Andy’s up to these days. I bet all his fingers got chopped off in a freak pencil-sharpener incident and that’s why he hasn’t been able to send me a simple “I’m alive” email in the last month. Or maybe the reason he hasn’t been able to send me an “I’m alive” email is because he’s _not_ alive.